The following biography will be written in the third-person, as the author thinks it is funny and vaguely robotic.

Allison is in year 5 of a 4 year degree, majoring in British History and minoring and English with aspirations of becoming a high school Social Studies teacher. She is originally from a small town in Northern British Columbia, and moved to Victoria in 2003 for some post-secondary learnin'.

Upon receiving her teaching certificate, Allison plans on running as far away from urban life as fast as she can, and returning to the much more chill rural life.